D: Movie #18 - Hotel Transylvania

More Sandler singin; – “Paul Newmans half jewish; Goldie Hawns half too,
Put them together–what a fine lookin’ jew!”

D: I have kids.

This was a decent, inoffensive, slightly amusing children’s film. There was a plot, some jokes, a song or two and then, it ended.

I spent the bulk of the time trying to determine which ex-SNL member was voicing each particular monster. But since it was only 90 minutes long, that wasn’t entirely a horrible experience. Plus, bacon!

If it’s on tv or your kid wants to see it, then by all means, go for it. But it’s not worth seeking out.

In other words, if you’re interested in a good cartoon, rent ParaNorman.

A: ***rent this movie

D: I see what you did there.

A: Whatever could you mean?