We watch a lot of stuff
D: Fuck you Cosmopolis. Fuck you for tricking me into thinking I’d like you. Fuck you for having a good trailer. Fuck you for looking interesting. Fuck you for getting a good write-up by critics. You were boring, uninteresting & non-sensical.
Things I’d rather have watched then this film:
Such a waste of time. I feel like I’ve been cheated.
I will watch this over and over again until I feel better.
A: Hey, D, just curious, how do you feel about Cosmopolis?
D: I want to take Cosmopolis out to a fancy steak dinner, order a $200 bottle of wine and then stiff it with the bill.
I want to go to Cosmopolis’ house and hide all the remote controls.
I want to take Cosmopolis on a cruise only to have Cosmopolis mysteriously disappear whilst at sea.
I want to publicly post Cosmopolis’ diary online for all to see.
Then, I’ll apologize to Cosmopolis for being so mean, but trust me, I won’t mean it.