D: Movie #3 - Cosmopolis

D: Fuck you Cosmopolis. Fuck you for tricking me into thinking I’d like you. Fuck you for having a good trailer. Fuck you for looking interesting. Fuck you for getting a good write-up by critics. You were boring, uninteresting & non-sensical. 

Things I’d rather have watched then this film:

• Chairman of the Board
• Battleship
• people playing Monopoly
• Twilight
• water boiling
• my four year old attempting long division
• a rotisserie chicken

Such a waste of time. I feel like I’ve been cheated.

I will watch this over and over again until I feel better.

A: Hey, D, just curious, how do you feel about Cosmopolis?

D: I want to take Cosmopolis out to a fancy steak dinner, order a $200 bottle of wine and then stiff it with the bill.

I want to go to Cosmopolis’ house and hide all the remote controls.

I want to take Cosmopolis on a cruise only to have Cosmopolis mysteriously disappear whilst at sea.

I want to publicly post Cosmopolis’ diary online for all to see.

Then, I’ll apologize to Cosmopolis for being so mean, but trust me, I won’t mean it.

Even Vampires hate this film